i do not want to be part of your Gnarled Club, the last club i joined kicked me out on day two.
it all went wrong at shower time after outdoors activity, they tok one look at me naked, skrawnny, pastey white body and said "BATFINK YOU WILL NEVA BE A GIRL GUIDE, NOBODY WOULD BUY COOKIES OFF YOU, NOW LEAVE AND DONT COME BACK!"
it was the saddest day of my life, rivaled only by the fact that hub is still alive.