i can see it now:
(6) noob1: hi, i'm new how do i play?
(6) noob2: hi, I don't know how to take off
(6) noob3: why do i keep dying when i shoot someone?
(200) all: smack, smack, smack
(6) noob1,2,3: hello? can anyone help me???
(6) noob4: hi, i'm good at flight sims, what's the best plane?
(2) mixed: jerk , jerk , help A59!, jerk ,jerk , do what i say, help us win the war!
(6) all noobs: how do we talk to the other guys?