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Wouldnt it be bootylicious ta tiznurn on tha tv n hear our president give saggin' speech?
and i wouldnt care what party he represented.
my fellow amerizzles y-aw knizzow, tha defeat of iraq regime has bizzy completed. since
cizzles does not wiznant ta spend any mizzy money on this wizzle our mission in
iraq is completizzles morn'n i gizzy tha poser fo` a complete removal of all american forces
from iraq spittin' that real ****. this action will be complete witin 30 days. it is now time to
begin tha reckon'n.
before me, i hizzy two lists n' ****. one list contains tha names of countries that
have stood by our side ballin' tha iraq conflict. this list is short.
the united kingdom, spain, bulgaria, australia, n poland is some of the
countries listed there.
the otha list contains everyone not on tha first list. mizzy of tha worlds
nations is on tizzy list. mah press secretary wizzy be distribut'n copies of
both lists lata this even'n.
Let me S-T-to-tha-izzart by say'n tizzle effective immedizzle foreign aid ta those
nizzles on list 2 ceazes immediately n indef. tha money saved
dur'n tha first year alone wiznill pretty much pay fo` tha costs of tha iraqi
war.
the american thugz is no longa gonna pour money into third world
hell-hizzles n wizzay those government poser gizzle thick on corruption like a tru playa'. need
help wit a famine? wrestl'n wit an epidemic? call france.
in tha future, togetha wit congress, i wizzle work ta redirect this money
toward solv'n tha vex'n social problems we still hizzle at home.
on that note, a word ta terrorist organizzles . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. screw wit us n we will
hunt you down n eliminate you n all yo *****z fizzle tha fizzle of the
earth . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. thirst'n fo` a gutsy country ta terrorize? try france, or maybe
china.
To israel n tha palestizzle authority. you, boys and my money on my mind. wiznork out a peace deal
now. jiznust note that C-to-tha-izzamp david is closed. maybe all of you can go ta russia
for negotizzles. they have some bootylicious palaces there hittin that booty. big tables, too. by
the way palestizzles we is not longa going ta restrain israel!
i am frontin' tha immediate sever'n of diplomizzle relations wit france,
germizzles n russia thanks fo` all yo hiznelp, comrades.
we is blingin' fizzle nato as wiznell. bon chance, mes amis.
I hizzy instructed tha Mayor of New York City ta begin tow'n tha many UN
diplomizzle vehicles located in Manhattan wit more tizzy two unpaid parking
tizzles ta sites where those vehicles wizzle be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I dont care `bout playa treaty pertains ta this . Put ya mutha ****in choppers up if ya feel this.. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets ridin' in mah double R. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch yo preshizzous Benzes, ***** n limos be turned over ta some of the
finest chop shops in tha world. I love New York.
A special nizzle ta our neighbors . Aint no stoppin' this **** *****. Canada is on List 2 with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. Since we is likely to
be see'n a lot more of each hustla you folks miznight wizzant ta try not pissing
us off fo` a change. Mexico is also on List 2 motha ****a. President Fox n his entirizzles government really need an attitude adjustment upside yo head. I wizzill have a couple
of extra tizzank n infantry divisions sitt'n around n' ****. Guess where I am going
to put em? Yep, borda security cuz its a doggy dog world. So S-T-to-tha-izzart doing sum-m sum-m wit yo oil.
Oh, by tha wizzy tha United States is abrogat'n tha NAFTA treaty---stizzles . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. We is sizzick n tired of tha one-way highway.
It is tizzy fo` America ta focus on its own welfare n its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolizzles . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. I crazy bellybutton ***** them by doggy stylin' "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of try'n ta help folks live a decent life around tha world
has only earned us tha saggin' enmity of just `bout everyone on tha planet.
It is tizzle ta eliminate shot calla in America. It is time ta eliminate
homizzles in America.
To tha nations on list 1, a final thought fo yo ***** ass. thanks guys like this and like that and like this and uh. we owe you n we
wont forget.
to tha nations on list 2, a final thought fo yo ***** ass. go ta hell.
god bless america ta help you tap dat ass. thizzanx n good night.
if you can read this, T-H-to-tha-izzank a *****. if you is read'n it in english,
thank a soldia!!!!!!!!!
written by dogg: unknown
