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Offline wrag

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« on: April 13, 2005, 11:50:21 PM »
Takes streching exercise to a new level:rofl

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/04/12/salvini/index_np.html
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2005, 01:02:48 AM »
WTF wrag, right when we got to the part about how the guy increased his noodle size 4 inches we have to join some site to learn how? O yea, THAT'S a site I want emails from.

I don't care if you think I'm devoid of a soul, a poser, a fake, or even (shudder) a liberal- but, above all else, I am a MAN, Damnit, and if you have a method that'll increase my noodle size- hell, even a quarter of an inch- you owe it to me to tell me ho, damnit.

There are some things that transcend political differences, and this is one of them.

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2005, 01:37:57 AM »
LOL

Sorry man .........

I didn't read any further either.

But what it says he did err ahh.....it sounds kinda painful.

Rollin/strechin it around a piece of pipe?

BTW did you ever see that bit, think it was an HBO special on sex, where the India Guru type was usin his to hold up what they said was a 20lb rock?  And kept rollin it up with a stick?

Oh n P.S.  I don't think of you as a liberal Sir
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2005, 01:45:55 AM »
Hey Airhead....

not to change the subject but what's your opinion on these?

http://www.bordc.org/index.html

http://www.theadvocates.org/

http://www.libertarianism.com/

Hmmmm.........

Is Beetle Bailey’s Pal a Libertarian?

The Sunday, April 3 edition of “Beetle Bailey,” the world-renowned comic strip by Mort Walker, was a considerable departure from the strip’s usual fare.

It begins with Plato, Beetle Bailey’s brainy philosophically-inclined G.I. buddy, asking Beetle: “Can I borrow another marker from you?”

“Sure,” says Beetle, handing him a marker pen. Beetle then watches as Plato goes from one wall to another, scribbling out a graffiti-style manifesto that could have come right out of Ayn Rand or Ludwig von Mises:

”Communism failed because it was against human nature. People want to be rewarded for their work. They want to *own* what they *earn*.

”You can call it selfish if you want, but "self" is the center of the universe. Even giving voluntarily to others is "selfish" in a way because you "get" a good feeling in return.

”Dictators take power promising to help the people but soon are only helping themselves. There's a bit of the dictator even among elected officials who use their powers for their own interests.

”Maybe the best system is to keep turning our officials *over* before they turn on *you*. Too long in power allows too many opportunities for corruption.

”People are more productive with fewer laws and restrictions. Even good laws have flaws and room should be left for exceptions, because everyone is different with individual needs.”

Suddenly gruff old Sarge interrupts Plato.

“Are you through?!” Sarge growls.

Unfazed, Plato responds:

“Well, there are several walls left, and I’m still on a role.”

Let’s hope so!

(Source: “Beetle Bailey,” April 3 2005. See the strip here:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/beetlebailey.asp?date=20050403 )
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2005, 02:05:11 AM »
There is a tv show on HBO(or showtime?) called 'bullsh--', with Penn & teller. One episode covered several different methods of trying to 'extend' your member. NONE of them worked, including the excercise method...

It's on the cable (hbo/showtime?) website, check it out, 100% of those enlargement schemes dont work at all

ill post it when i find it

 think its shotime though

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2005, 10:48:47 AM »
wrag, the Liberteranism or the loss of civil liberties post 9-11? One of my earlier posts here was being alarmed about certain provisions of the Patriot Act, but because we're all so galvanized into our respective political positions it's difficult to get two people to agree on anything, especially politics.

Liberteranism looks good on paper, and, to a point, the Administration is promoting liberteranism by abolishing SSI, workplace protections, trade restrictions, etc., etc., and putting more "responsibility" for ones welfare on the individual. NAFTA is a Liberterterian ideal- likewise weaking organized labor is Liberterianism in action.

Do you think things are getting better, domestically, or getting worse?

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2005, 11:55:45 AM »
guys,,,,:) :) ,,,,most women are more than happy if you can manage to keep your cocktail weiner up longer than 5 minutes.....;)
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2005, 06:52:50 PM »
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wrag, the Liberteranism or the loss of civil liberties post 9-11? One of my earlier posts here was being alarmed about certain provisions of the Patriot Act, but because we're all so galvanized into our respective political positions it's difficult to get two people to agree on anything, especially politics.

Liberteranism looks good on paper, and, to a point, the Administration is promoting liberteranism by abolishing SSI, workplace protections, trade restrictions, etc., etc., and putting more "responsibility" for ones welfare on the individual. NAFTA is a Liberterterian ideal- likewise weaking organized labor is Liberterianism in action.

Do you think things are getting better, domestically, or getting worse?


Think I follow your drift here.  Not sure I agree with all the liberatarians want or claim will work.

NAFTA, not sure about that being what they wanted.  Much in NAFTA that is hidden and......

Patriot Act .... AGAINST!  To me it's not needed and is totally unconstitutional.  Further, while it may not be abused by this administration I'm thinkin it's a nightmare waiting to happen to us all if the wrong sort of people ever get into power.   Much as been done to our young people in schools that reports are as much as 75% of them, believing the media is out of control, are willing to shut down the media and the 1st amendment.

As to being galvanized into a political mindset.  Not sure I have a political mindset per se.  

RE labor ....  what I'm watching here in Nevada, which is a right to work state, the business people are pushing the workers for all they can hard as they can.  Thinkin if they don't lighten up their gonna Kalifornicate this state as well.  Too many from there comin here.  Which IMHO would be a shame.  

Keep thinkin the bottom line is not always about money.  Was a time when it seemed that what was good for the company was also good for the employee.  Or perhaps it was just more so then as to now.  Orgainized Labor came along and way to often ran things into the ground.

Neither for nor against Organized Labor, just wish they would consider the goose a little more often rather then the golden egg.  They push for more and more and soon they drive cost up so high everyone suffers.  Be great if they could find a happy medium.  

Greed I guess .......  OH Well.
It's been said we have three brains, one cobbled on top of the next. The stem is first, the reptilian brain; then the mammalian cerebellum; finally the over developed cerebral cortex.  They don't work together in awfully good harmony - hence ax murders, mobs, and socialism.