Author Topic: Ur momma jokes thread (Read 525 times)

hyena426 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:16:07 AM »

your mama so fat that..if she fell over and broke her arm gravy would pour out:)

in battle tech on old gamestorm i use to run under the name your mamas so fat that<~thought it was clever...but i got in trouble and they made me change it,,i dont know why,,hehe

Lazerus · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:31:00 AM »

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's drawers.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Lazerus · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:36:23 AM »

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night

Lazerus · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:37:12 AM »

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

Edbert1 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2005, 03:24:34 PM »

Yo mamas so fat her measurements are 42-36-44, and that is just her left arm!