LoL, it's not really funny, but I can't help but laugh
I read the history behind this drama. All I can say to Nilsens' g/f is men are dumb, don't go to hard on him. Make him do something he hates, then make him beg for forgiveness in front of friends/family.
My advice to Nilsen: The only words that should come outta your mouth at the moment are "yes dear" and "no dear".
PS: Please post the film of Nilsen groveling!!!!:p