The truth about SOB

[Kegger26]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Wal, I’ve been dealin wif SOB’s drinkin, an fartin, an hollerin, an bligerence, an stinkin, an barfin, t'name jest th' obvious.

Howevah, tonight, ah was t'accompenny him t'Dallas t'see some AH buds. Af'er a few six-packs of Schlitz, he done opened a big-ol-can of Genuine-SOB-Whoop-***, an tried t'throw me outta th' trailer, an' frackured mah arm, dawgone it.  ah had ta offer sexual favors to a carload of Mexicans t'git back home, at 2am, dawgone it. No illushuns hyar, enny longer.

Nice squinty-eyed-fat fella, huh?

While ah's not th' so't of varmint t'hold grudges, thar is no way on this hyar earth thet ah will let him git away wif his foul behavour. Which is why fo' ah's makin' it public.

eskimo

And why didnt you call the cops? I want to see a picture of your cast again. I want one side profile and one front profile.

[RTSigma]

Sad thing is I can understand that tawk, maybe nawt the Eurries.

[midnight Target]

I checked with Nuke... he says this one is legit!

[eskimo2]

Originally posted by Kegger26
And why didnt you call the cops? I want to see a picture of your cast again. I want one side profile and one front profile.

Yer hankerin' proof?

ah got proof! Fry mah hide!

3rd intry on th' po-lice blotter.

The Huntsville Times

eskimo

[Airhead]

ROFLMAO oh man, my stomach is hurting from laughing. Very well done.

[Gunslinger]

that was good.  Almost didn't catch it.  was gonna give a WTF?  

[Airhead]

Not to hijack or anything, but did you all notice how much cleaner and neater Eskimo's cast is compared to Tomato's?

[Kegger26]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
Those are some well....gehy shorts!


you guys are a perfect match:

 In some sick frickin way I am hungry for hooters wings now.

[Nilsen]

LOL eskimo