A good joke

[flakbait]

Timmy was out in the back yard digging a hole. His neighbor noticed this and poked his nose over the fence.
"Hiya Timmy, what are you doing?"

Timmy looked over at him,
"I'm burying my goldfish, he died"

"I'm sorry to hear that" his neighbor replied "but why such a big hole for a goldfish?"

Timmy looked back at the hole, and finished covering it up. He patted the dirt mound and calmly said,
"Because he's in your f***in' cat"


Flakbait
A man standing in the shadows of giants

[Ripsnort]

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[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 05-22-2000).]

[snafu]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car
just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer
suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer,
not knowing much about cars suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the
Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion.
"Why don't we close all the windows, get out,
get back in, open the windows again and maybe it'll work!?"

Sound Familiar?