Any Dog Lovers out there?

[Ripsnort]

I am, got a fine looking Black lab, names Sol, for Sh*t Outta Luck.  He recently made some new years resolutions in Jan. So far, so good!

 Sol's New Year Promises

~I will not play tug-of-war with Mom's underwear when she's on the toilet.
 
~The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
 
~I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
 
~I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
 
~I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
 
~I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
 
~I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
 
~I will not throw up in the car.

~I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,crabs, etc. (okay, I lied, he DID find a dead cat to roll on!)
 
~I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
 
~I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
 
~I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.
 
~I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
 
~When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
 
~We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
 
~The sofa is not a face towel.  Neither is Mom's lap.

~My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.


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[Gunthr]

My Black Lab "Killer Joe", named that way after killing 17 chickens as a playfull puppy, and long since departed to the happy hunting grounds, was still working on these resolutions at the age of 17 yrs:

1. I will not remove the hot dog from my masters hand as he is absent-mindedly gesturing with it around the campfire, while telling a joke.

2. I will not raise my leg and pee all over my master's pheasant hunting buddy's jacket when it is left unattended on the ground.

3. I will not raise my leg and pee all over my masters's buddy's shotgun when it is left resting against a tree.

4. I will not jump out the car window at 35 mph to fight another dog on the side of the road.

5. I will not dig out of my pen, under the yard fence, under the neighbor's yard fence, and under his neighbor's yard fence and out to the street, especially when my master's picket fence is only 3 ft. high.

6. I will not eat a pan full of Thanksgiving table scraps and leave only clean, glistening green peas rolling around in the bottom when I'm finished.

 

 

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[StSanta]

Yellow lab, 13 years old.

He doesn't make any resolutions because he's totally stopped caring. As long as he gets food and LOADS of attention he's happy  



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[78con]

Had a malumute Niki and a mutt Dusty. Loved em both and miss em. Once heard an Indian myth about dogs. Think it went like this.
  When the gods created the world and man and all the animals in it they lined up their work to see. The gods drew a line on the ground and stood all the animals on one side and man on the other. Then this line started to open into a chasm that would split man and animal forever. But before it widened too much dog jumped over and stood with man.
 

[mason22]

here's ma boy...

 

he's got a sister, but she's a little shy.

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[Kirin]

My almost-sister "Kim" is a black lab too - sadly I don't see her much anymore since I moved out from my parent's. Yah and she's getting old & fat (well she was a little overweight before): must be 14 years now...  oh we had great times together - when we both were young...   Gonna get me a black lab as soon as I can afford a house of my own!!!

[Camel]

Found my boy MJ downtown, and has been my buddie now for 3 years.

First thing he did when I brought him home was puke Oriental food on my Oriental rug!  I thought to myself what a smart dog, you cant even see it! Hes a keeper  

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[Gunthr]

(Now where did I put that rolled up newspaper?)

[daddog]

LOL Rip, Gunthr! Made my day reading this.  

My wife had a 100 lb mutt named "Alana" I put down just a few months ago. She once sneeked out of the yard and jumped into the car of a friendly passerby who took her to the pound. Once at the pound the good samartian went inside to tell them about the dog she found. They went back out to get her and Alana would not let them in the car! 100 lb's of teeth and white fur ready to kill anyone who would try to get in the car.  

She was always protective of our cars, but never new she would feel the same about someone else's car once she was inside.  
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