Author Topic: Jar Jar Binks makes a comeback? (Read 498 times)

Vulcan · « **on:** May 02, 2005, 06:24:24 PM »

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

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When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.

Wonder if the FDBs have one already?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2005, 06:36:27 PM »

Don't you mean cumback?

Pooh21 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2005, 06:53:44 PM »

O M F G

kill it

kill it

kill it

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2005, 07:09:55 PM »

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It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure.

It's Gordo!!!!

LePaul · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2005, 07:27:37 PM »

LOL....did you guys see the Amazon website about the reviews for that Harry Potter vibrating broom (nimbus 2000?) They removed the site/page after oodles and oodles of parents commented that their preteen daughters "loved the toy"....a bit too much.

Opps!

Rafe35 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2005, 09:32:20 PM »

I hate Jar Jar Binks....

I hope Darth Vader get the chance to kill him.

Curval · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2005, 07:57:15 AM »

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Originally posted by LePaul
LOL....did you guys see the Amazon website about the reviews for that Harry Potter vibrating broom (nimbus 2000?) They removed the site/page after oodles and oodles of parents commented that their preteen daughters "loved the toy"....a bit too much.

Opps!

lol...yup I remember that one.

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2005, 04:46:47 PM »

Any lawsuits yet?

Staga · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2005, 04:52:27 PM »

Heh that site is better than "The Onion" ;D

Staga · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2005, 04:59:07 PM »

From "Just 4 kids"

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Why Did Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?

Dear Paster,

Last weak at homeskool, me and my bruther was lookin at some pitchures of Jezus, and we sawed he had reel long hairs on his haid. He looks like my sister, Suzanna Beth. I askded my teachur (momma) if that means Jezus were a gay old butt-sniffin' homo like my momma's cousin, "Gay Bobby," cause neither of theys never got marryed. But my momma did'nt no the anser. Can you pleaze tell us?

Yours in Criyst Jezus,

- Billy-Joe

Jish102 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2005, 08:33:42 PM »

Vulcan · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2005, 08:34:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Staga
Heh that site is better than "The Onion" ;D

Did you check out their Sodomite T-Shirts?

GREENTENERAL · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2005, 12:08:49 AM »

Wow! looks like Lucas just might be the greatest demographic hitting genius of our time. He may even change the course of evolution when these kids grow up and seek mates that look like Jar Jar.

See what greed can do? I thought it was evil enough just having that crappy character ruin the movie. Maybe it was a good movie, but I just found myself fantasizing of way to kill Jar Jar.