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Offline Goth

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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2005, 05:25:48 PM »
double post t hat needs to be deleted
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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2005, 05:26:23 PM »
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Ticks are disgusting things.


SPOON!

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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2005, 05:26:39 PM »
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He flipped on the dome light to discover the biggest brown tick he had ever seen. True story.


Thanks... I many never look at a boobie the same way again! :mad:
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2005, 07:07:58 PM »
Find the bug repellant with the highest % of DEET you can find. I like the stuff that makes your skin tingle when you put it on :) Apply liberally.
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« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2005, 07:17:19 PM »
You might want to do some research on DEET before you go slathering it on. It has caused some people to die instantly.
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« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2005, 07:42:00 PM »
Maybe they were really insect-like aliens from outer space occupying human bodies.
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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2005, 07:47:04 PM »
I always burn hte bastards out with a match
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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2005, 09:52:41 PM »
I was killed instantly by DEET once.



I got better.



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Malta
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« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2005, 11:49:03 PM »
When I was twelve, we went to visit relatives in Arkansas. I woke up one morning and found one on Mr. Happy, right around the frenulum.

Imagine for a moment. You're twelve years old. You've got a tick on your Johnson and the only thing to do is show it to Mom.

Quite the dilemma... I tell ya.
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2005, 11:53:42 PM »
Well, you were in Arkansas...
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« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2005, 12:06:23 PM »
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On a related note. My brother in law told me about a buddy of his that he was working a power plant rebuild with in West Virginia. They found a bar after work and his buddy managed to talk one of the local girls into a make out session in the parking lot. After a little oral exploration in the dark he was surprised to find the girl had 3 nipples. The suspense was too much, he had to get a look at that 3rd nipple he was suckling on, having never seen such before in his life. He flipped on the dome light to discover the biggest brown tick he had ever seen. True story.


:eek:

Thanks RPM, now I have Post Traumatic Post Disorder (PTPD). Well time to skip lunch and probably nookie for several weeks...

The horror... the horror...

Seagoon
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« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2005, 12:38:22 PM »
That is disgusting rpm.  Did the guy hurl?
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« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2005, 12:47:45 PM »
DO NOT BURN THE TICK!  DO NOT PUT A MATCH TO IT!  DO NOT HEAT UP THE TWEEZERS!


The heat from this will cause the tick to vomit into you.


The best thing to do is to pull it off with tweezers, and put it imbetween two pieces of tape.


After that you can do whatever you like to the little ****er.
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« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2005, 04:56:19 PM »
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:eek:

Thanks RPM, now I have Post Traumatic Post Disorder (PTPD). Well time to skip lunch and probably nookie for several weeks...

The horror... the horror...

Seagoon


I can't last two days without nookie.
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« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2005, 05:08:14 PM »
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When I was twelve, we went to visit relatives in Arkansas. I woke up one morning and found one on Mr. Happy, right around the frenulum.

Imagine for a moment. You're twelve years old. You've got a tick on your Johnson and the only thing to do is show it to Mom.

Quite the dilemma... I tell ya.


Nothing tops having to yank one out of your butthole.
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