Author Topic: NathBDP (Read 5676 times)

Morpheus · « **Reply #60 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:05:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Urchin
Quote from a movie (or something)... Well, snippet of it anyway. "Any given Sunday..."

Once you get up in the top 1-2%, if someone is having a bad day, anyone can beat em. Tiny variations in skill mean a lot less than variations in luck.

So true.

mechanic · « **Reply #61 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:31:48 PM »

Nath, if your head was anymore up your own arse you'd need senacot laxitive to be able to breath again.

and i didnt 'nearly beat nath', i 'actually beat nath' in two fights out of 4 in the spit5.

as i said i forget who won the c202 fight, i belive you augered, but i could be wrong.

just to clear things up, i am not chest thumping. I know i am only average at this GAME, but i do have moments of ACM brilliance

the thing is, beating you doesnt really say much.

i couldnt give a hoot if i beat you, i fight countless people better than you regularly and when i beat them it means something, even if only for a few minutes.

I have fought against the 'REALLY' good sticks, at least some of them, and believe you me, you suck compared.

bad stick or not.

did i mention i play with a £25 total POS saitek cyborg twisty stick? no pedals, no CH uber stick, no fancy 21" monitor or whathave you. just a little gaming box and i play little games on it.

so i could say i had stick troubles also. i get spikes and rudder trouble, but i dont whine about it much, nor use it as a crutch should i lose.

i liked you untill 5 hours ago, now i think you are a very sad little man who probably needs to get laid before he can start his recovery in real life.

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Originally posted by NathBDP:

"Keep on living off that hollow near-win. It's about as close as "Batfink" will ever come to AH Greatness."

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if I'm the only one who can see the deep, DEEP pathetic undertones in this statement then maybe I am the idiot here........

anyhow Nathan, keep fighting towards "AH greatness"

when you get there, let me know how being a loser feel like eh?

the true holders of AH greatness dont need your "I'm so smart, i can pwn you all, i am teh best, you all suck, you all are dumb, i am the bestest bestest bestest, you got me through luck, i wasnt trying, i had stick trouble, i didnt want to beat you, my dog was licking my foot" bullchit.

they are JUST GOOD. and everyone knows it.

you are just another average AH'er who wishes he was so much more, like it would win him prizes n stuff.

I am the same, except i am hppy at my own level, slowly improving.

6 of the greatest 'pilots' in Aces High, who are also NICE people

Deadman-so-good-it-makes-me-vomit-flying
Wildthng
Sniper
Redd
Bovidea/Phish
Shane

there are others.

many others.

you can go play in the road, stand on your head, piss down your leg and play with the steam now. ok?

Morpheus · « **Reply #62 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:39:31 PM »

You're going to bust a vein Bat.

Nath is...

Well everyone knows it...

He's anything but average tho.

I doubt I need to stick up for him.(and i'm not really) He can handle himself just fine.

I'm just sayin...

mechanic · « **Reply #63 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:51:09 PM »

well all you've done for the last 5 hours is exactly that.

and no he isnt that good.......unless by stick problems he meant he was using a mouse to fly.....with his feet....in the dark....whilst roling a joint with his little toes.

Lets just remember that i started out in this thread saying he was a good stick, he is better than me by a long way.

i said i had had a close fight in a c202 at one point.

i said i had beaten him in a spit fight...... IE: he cant be that good.

i said he was l33t super uber man in the 109.

Nathan made this argument.

i simply had nothing better to do than keep replying.

he just sounded so much like ManeTPM, it triggers somthing inside me to keep replying.

do you honestly think im going to walk away from my cpu in a stess about this

i havnt even broken a sweat here, you know i can type/talk for England till the cows come home. and will do.

in the 'book of batfink' (due to be published by Faber this autumn)
there is now an entry under Nathan BDP (Brain Damaged salamander) that simply says:

'banana'

jetb123 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:54:03 PM »

BATFINK YOU SCALLYWAG!, YA BLOODY YANK!:mad:

Morpheus · « **Reply #65 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:12:33 AM »

Finky darling.

Calm down my dear.

I think if we just sit down and talk about this over a spot of tea we can reach some sort of an understanding.

mechanic · « **Reply #66 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:14:06 AM »

you misunderstand me my dear, 'tis not my brain that is in need of calming remedy, 'tis but my petty fingers that cannot stop using a computer.

somehow the whole time i'm not asleep or with my courting partner, they crave to type my thoughts, fax my documents, write my music and kill my enemies.

I have even started earning money with my PC.

dont stop these fingers now, there are gunna make me a mint one day.

one lump or two in this tea dear?

Shane · « **Reply #67 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:18:10 AM »

dammit, i might be an bellybutton in game, but i'm nice people, beeach!

mechanic · « **Reply #68 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:21:48 AM »

did one not see one's name in that list of 6 pilots who r nice people aswell as uber l33t haxx0r pilots??

Shane · « **Reply #69 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:25:03 AM »

hah! not before you edited it!

jetb123 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:28:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Morpheus
Finky darling.

Calm down my dear.

I think if we just sit down and talk about this over a spot of tea we can reach some sort of an understanding.

Can we add some krupets with those?

Shane · « **Reply #71 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:30:54 AM »

want them delivered via dumbtruck?

Morpheus · « **Reply #72 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:31:10 AM »

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somehow the whole time i'm not asleep or with my courting partner

JESUS GOD!

u think about this agmae when you area ;having SEX??@!?

WTF MAN TAKE A BREAWK

AIEEEE

DO you go over your merge techiniqueas when you are hittin it?

lol dam man now you got me all funked up. .. ..

The thourhg of anyone thinking about this game durring sex isa like WTF wrong with you. YIKES>

jetb123 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:32:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Morpheus
JESUS GOD!

u think about this agmae when you area ;having SEX??@!?

WTF MAN TAKE A BREAWK

AIEEEE

DO you go over your merge techiniqueas when you are hittin it?

lol dam man now you got me all funked up. .. ..

The thourhg of anyone thinking about this game durring sex isa like WTF wrong with you. YIKES>

I told my GF I wanted to CHECK HER SIX, man was that nice.

Shane · « **Reply #74 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:33:39 AM »

and then she reversed and flamed your ***?