There are no cats, cats are just a figment of your imagination because you are insecure, and pointing this out to you, gives me a bright spark in my otherwise sad sorry little life. Because there is a great mystery over what is inside those yarn balls that we as small humans need to no. Get over it when the yarn is unwrapped there is nothing but catnip. I think yu should live your life to the fullest without imaginary felines to make you feel special.

I had an imaginary cat until I was 5 and gave it up.