Author Topic: Careful Canada, you don't want to make us angwey! (Read 879 times)

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 14, 2005, 09:33:21 PM »

Blooz I'm with ya scrambleing the B-52 now

Masherbrum · « **Reply #31 on:** December 14, 2005, 09:48:26 PM »

"21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives
each year."

Velcro was invented by George de Mestral (Swiss), and was perfected by him in France.

War of 1812 was started by the British.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24.The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies."

Only a Canadian from Alberta would list 24, 25 TWICE.

Karaya

lazs2 · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:12:18 AM »

My... isn't torque testy today.

I don't know what the fear of firearms and going off to war in southeast asia has to do with anything but... We are a country of riflemen and considered part of the militia. You would find out if you guys ever tried to come down here and take us over with your cricket paddles. and ski doos

lazs

RTR · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:12:27 AM »

Well.....

whoop dee freaking diddly doo.

when our Newfies sober up you guys are gonna get it.

RTR

Gunthr · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:23:02 AM »

Canadians, do not taunt the USA or the Detroit Police Department will be sent take over your country. And you don't want that.

I will concede however, that Windsor has the best t*tty bars.

john9001 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:44:27 AM »

why are Canadians so afraid of the USA, we won't hurt you, really.

Shamus · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:50:51 AM »

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Originally posted by RTR
Well.....

whoop dee freaking diddly doo.

when our Newfies sober up you guys are gonna get it.

RTR

I'll call your Newfies and raise ya a Yoooper.

shamus

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:22:49 AM »

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Canadians, do not taunt the USA or the Detroit Police Department will be sent take over your country. And you don't want that.

Almost lost my doctor pepper. It was a struggle with a little bit of leakage.

Squire · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:59:47 PM »

Its just more election silliness. Nothing new to those that have been around a few years.

weaselsan · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:24:05 PM »

Canadians aint the sharpest pencils in the box...proof
They could have had French food, British Culture and American Technology.
They ended up with British Food, American Culture and French Technology.

Squire · « **Reply #40 on:** December 15, 2005, 04:45:26 PM »

Does poutine counted as "technology"?

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood and you will be left with nothing but Mel Brooks trying to make another comeback.

Pei · « **Reply #41 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:14:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Squire
Does poutine counted as "technology"?

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood and you will be left with nothing but Mel Brooks trying to make another comeback.

Anything to get rid of Jim Carey.

Pongo · « **Reply #42 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:19:39 PM »

Amazing how easy it is go vote for the guy that Bush hates.

Dago · « **Reply #43 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:05:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Squire
Does poutine counted as "technology"?

Be nice or we will call back all the Canadians from Hollywood

But then who would Hollywood have to wash the dishes and bring out the food in the restaurants?

vorticon · « **Reply #44 on:** December 15, 2005, 10:12:51 PM »

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Originally posted by Dago
But then who would Hollywood have to wash the dishes and bring out the food in the restaurants?

im sure this happy fellow would be glad to help.