Question:
Why is it that Irishmen do not use more than two hundred thirty nine beans when they are making bean soup?
Answer: (In Irish brogue)
Because one more would make it "too farrrty" (240)
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.Question: Why do financiers like to invest their money with the Irish?
Answer: Because their Capital is always Dublin.
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[This message has been edited by Gunthr (edited 03-09-2001).]
