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Offline Gixer

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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2005, 09:05:44 PM »
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nah, 3 mile island was harmless compaired.




Yes, but it's output would of been barely enough to power 1 fridge hence the comparission. :)


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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2005, 09:07:56 PM »
hehehe, that was good hang.
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2005, 09:18:54 PM »
In Communist Russia....the vodka drinks you!!
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« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2005, 12:51:44 AM »
After an hour's work cracking the lock on the safe, the would-be crook realized that when his neighbor, Mr. Petrovsky, talked about his "liquid assets", he truly meant "liquid".  It also explained the condensation problem on the lock mechanism.
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« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2005, 01:17:13 AM »
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In Communist Russia....the vodka drinks you!!


I like Rightfoots. However, replace it with Soviet. :)
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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2005, 01:21:32 AM »
Yeltsin Organ
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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2005, 03:16:42 AM »
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Somebody's getting laid tonight!


Winner!

BTW, Bororda - I got a funny story from the consulate up in San Francisco.
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« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2005, 03:34:42 AM »
Keeps your vodka at 70*F.
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« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2005, 07:33:59 AM »
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Yeltsin Organ



ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2005, 07:47:12 AM »
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"And here we have the typical communist household. Note their dedication to CLEANLINESS"
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« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2005, 08:09:38 AM »
after his wife left him for the American tourist with the Bush for president button... gixer let the maid go and refilled the ice box with cheap booze.

lazs
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« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2005, 08:26:38 AM »
" Boroda`s secret intelligence source"
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« Reply #27 on: May 19, 2005, 08:35:40 AM »
That's a proof there's at least one person in the world without alcohol problem.
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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2005, 08:46:53 AM »
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"And here we have the typical communist household. Note their dedication to CLEANLINESS"


It is clean.. the bottles are sealed!

Who cares whats around the fridge.. After sniffing the cork on one of those bottles, all non-commies are on the way to alcoheaven and wont care about the vegitaition surrounding it.
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2005, 08:59:04 AM »
gixer said... " I don't care.. all I need is my sport bike and my computer and my ice box and all this booze and my tinfoil hat and..."

lazs
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