Well, first of all it goes like this...
The world will be free from opression when the last [insert religious athority] is hung from a tree in his own intestines.
This will not only prove to be a lot of fun; it'll last for a while too. I've planned family picnics ofr everyone during these events, and Colosseum will be rebuilt and will feature new Lion Vs [insert person not in favour of me] games. Bread and entertainment for everyone.
To get there, my nanobots will slowly manipulate the DNA of world leaders, turning them into my puppets and then once pwoer has been transferred consuming their brains, leaving them with as much wit as the average Jerry Springer guest.
Once in power, there'll be a war in the Middle East featuring new Kurt Tank designs and standard LW planes vs allied opportunists. This to check out the fidelity of the AH fm. Modern jets will be deemed property of StSantaian air force only, and wars in general will be as pleasant and gentle as the plague. Of course, they will never affect any of my chosen ones; escept make their bank accounts grow thanks to increased arms sales.
A new religion will be introduced; Nirfur, God Of All Things Yellow And Furry And He Who Decides What Is Yellow And Furry will be the new God. Replacement gods will be NoOne and his sone NoBody. Belongers to Nirfurism will be referred to as Furriners and of course this religion will be forced upon everyone.
Nirfur is a petty little cruel god - but that's because it makes it easier to explain why evil exists, should any gullible individual have the nerve to ask.
I've also decided that I don't need 5 billion people on earth, so 3 billion will be killed, slaughtered and converted to food for the plebeian masses. The majority of the rest will serve as assistants of the ruling class - i.e providing them with luxury, material wealth and of course a selected few also comapny in bed.
Warbirders shall be forced to play WB for 12 hours a day in a Death Tournament, with 2v2's where the losers are sacrificed to Nirfur. When only two remain, they'll fight each other. The loser gets to be fertilizer for tulips, and the winner a gigolo for those of the ruling class with a sexual preference to the same gender.
Acs High pilots will make up the main bulk of the ruling class, with 9./JG54 on the top.
I have some additional ideas, but gotta finish these nanobots first.
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
while(!bishRookQueue.isEmpty() && loggedOn()){
30mmDeathDIEDIEDIE(bishRookQueue.removeFront());
System.out.println("LW pilots are superior");
myPlane.performVictoryRoll();
}
