...a friend told me:
" I was driving on the highway when I decided to stop in the next gas station to go to the restrooms. There, the first toilet was occupied so I enter the second one. A soon as I sat on the bowl to 'do the job', I heard a voice from the first toilet:
- Hi! How are you doing?
I'm no too much inclined to meet people in gas stations restrooms, but without thinking I answered:
- Er...nice, thanks.
The guy is going on, asking on the most natural tone:
- So? What's the plan?
Such a question! This was getting weird, but I said anyway:
- Well....like you....the big one...
Then I hear the guy saying, really upset:
- Listen, I'll call you later. The weirdo next door is answering all my questions!!!"