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Offline Cougar68

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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2005, 09:33:18 PM »
No kill shelters sound like a good idea, heck all the animals live.  But what happens to the animals that nobody wants to adopt?  They live out their lives in a small cage and become neurotic until by the Grace of God they pass on.

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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2005, 09:55:12 PM »
What the hell do you expect us to do with no hockey?

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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2005, 11:58:25 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
You dont club seals anymore.. thats so 90's

You poke them with sharp sticks, and when you come across a bunch of them you start with the cubs cause they dont fight back so much.


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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2005, 12:07:26 AM »
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what is so wrong with trying to protect innocent animals?


There are no innocent animals.  Friggin seals.... I hate 'em :mad:
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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2005, 12:26:58 AM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
There are no innocent animals.  Friggin seals.... I hate 'em :mad:


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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2005, 01:26:08 AM »
when my girls were young (4 & 6 yrs old) they were all dressed up in their easter dresses (complete with the hats and gloves) looking very cute as we walked past some PETA protesters downtown.

the protesters found it less than entertaining when I had my daughters do a little song for them, complete with a very cute dance that I just cant do justice too with a description.

the song goes like this-

Way up North where it's cold
And you know there ain't no gold
People make their living off of seal skins they have sold

But me I like to kill 'em
Because it's so full fill'n
And I hate To see a baby seal grow old

Now, you don't kill a seal
Because you want a meal
You club 'em 'cause you want to hear the little sucker squeal

You step on the head and you do this just for kicks
While you poke them in the eyes with your eye-poke'n-sticks


 the last line is done in the Shirley Temple type voice as they do a little twirl.  it's quite lovely.

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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2005, 01:30:13 AM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
when my girls were young (4 & 6 yrs old) they were all dressed up in their easter dresses (complete with the hats and gloves) looking very cute as we walked past some PETA protesters downtown.

the protesters found it less than entertaining when I had my daughters do a little song for them, complete with a very cute dance that I just cant do justice too with a description.

the song goes like this-

Way up North where it's cold
And you know there ain't no gold
People make their living off of seal skins they have sold

But me I like to kill 'em
Because it's so full fill'n
And I hate To see a baby seal grow old

Now, you don't kill a seal
Because you want a meal
You club 'em 'cause you want to hear the little sucker squeal

You step on the head and you do this just for kicks
While you poke them in the eyes with your eye-poke'n-sticks


 the last line is done in the Shirley Temple type voice as they do a little twirl.  it's quite lovely.


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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2005, 01:50:35 AM »

It was YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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