this one has been flaoting around...
The politician is riding throught the country in his limo when he spots some people along side the road eating grass. He asks his driver to pull over.
"What are you fokes doin'?' he asks.
"we have no food', says one of the men,' we are dirt poor and this is the only way we can survive"
The politician, feeling his heart warm a bit, says 'Nonsense, you all get in the car! We are goin over to my house for dinner!'
"But sir', says the man,' I got my wife."
"Bring her along", says the senator.
"What about my 7 kids?" askes the man.
"Bring em all!!'
"Oh thank, you kind sir" says the mans oldest kid.. "But how will you feed all of us".
"that will be no problem, son. I got 70 acres and the grass is up to my knees!"
