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Offline eskimo2

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« on: June 03, 2005, 05:33:57 PM »
I stopped searching at the 8th highest ranked in the MA:

LYNX with 296 hours 23 minutes 16 seconds (+39m 27s in the CT)

Post if you know of a player with more time.

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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2005, 05:52:14 PM »
wow no life, there are how many hours in a month? 744 i guess if 31 days....so that is about 297 hours if you add the CT time and MA time... so you break it down,

he spent:
-297 hours on aces high
-150 hours in bathroom (this includes him fixing his hair after the headset messed it up)
-100 hours watching tv
-100 hours sleeping
-10 hours eating
-7 hours in the store stocking up on food for next all nighter
-80 hours at work so he could afford to come home and play Aces high and food

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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2005, 07:52:52 PM »
Well, if he is working full time, that would make at least 160 hrs for the month.

So, I'm gonna knock off the 10 hours for eating (you can eat and fly at the same time, thus maximizing your flying time).

Also, I think we could safely knock his bathroom time down to 80 hours by shaving his head bald and reducing his intake of fibrous foods. If we make him eat lots of cheese we could get his important bathroom breaks (the #2 variety) down to once every 2 or 3 days.

Geez, I oughta be charging for this. "The Aces High marathon flying diet program".

:rofl

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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2005, 02:31:22 AM »
dont forget, that does not include tower time... probably adds another 10% atleast.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2005, 04:39:51 AM »
Let's jsut assume he has no job since that is almost 10 hours of flight time per day.  But I guess it paid off since he's a hell of a pilot.
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2005, 04:53:27 AM »
This time does not include: Dueling Arena, Training Arena and Special Events arenas if he plays there at all.  Most importantly it does NOT include ship gunner time.  LYNX had 144 ship gunner kills in T-64.  I just went online, his ship gunner K/T is very close to his fighter K/T.  This means that he probably spent about 25 hours as a ship gunner.  This time was not added to his total time.  Were probably talking 322 hours in T-64, the Tower Time, as Furball pointed out, could bump it to over 350.

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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2005, 06:32:19 AM »
350!:eek:

well we now know who still lives in his Mother's basement.
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2005, 08:25:57 AM »
eskimblo proves that the nosey neighbor concept is alive and well even in the cyber community.  watch me as i piss on your cyber roses.

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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2005, 12:55:17 PM »
Making fun of other people makes me feel superior...
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2005, 01:23:30 PM »
it's the bbs ack.

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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2005, 01:35:58 PM »
eskimo is doing the kid a favor if it makes the kid step outside next month
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2005, 01:56:54 PM »
Too bad if this guy is disabled and you all are ostracizing him like this.

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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2005, 03:18:28 PM »
Lynx is a nice guy leave him alone
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