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Offline spitfiremkv

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why did the chicken cross the road?
« on: May 29, 2005, 11:21:15 AM »
we may never know, but he almost got a a ticket for it :)


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050529/ap_on_fe_st/chicken_ticketed


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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2005, 11:44:16 AM »
For crying out loud, where's Col. Sanders when you need him?????


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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2005, 11:50:21 AM »
mmmmmmm, fried chicken

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2005, 01:28:12 PM »
you have to wonder about a policeman that writes up a chicken...:)
I mean how could he tell if that last cluck wasnt chickenease for @#$% off !!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2005, 03:36:51 PM »
Thats routine in Socialist Republic of Kalifonia. Nothing to see here..

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2005, 04:43:22 PM »
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Thats routine in Socialist Republic of Kalifonia. Nothing to see here..


hehe Russian... remind you of anything?
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2005, 05:12:10 PM »
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hehe Russian... remind you of anything?


Not at all. In Russia chicken would bribe that cop and keep on walking. :cool:

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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2005, 05:43:49 PM »
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Not at all. In Russia chicken would bribe that cop and keep on walking. :cool:


So, Russia is much like Mexico? :)

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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2005, 06:01:49 PM »
WEre's the outrage from PETA over this?
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2005, 06:23:35 PM »
Sheriff's officials said the ticket had nothing to do with the Moores' complaints. :lol
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2005, 08:12:51 PM »
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So, Russia is much like Mexico? :)

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Mexico has nothing on Russia :lol  :rofl  :aok

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2005, 08:18:21 PM »
In Russia, the chicken and the road cross you!