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Offline bigsky

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i have a confession...
« on: June 05, 2005, 11:58:25 AM »
i own a sash.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2005, 12:21:29 PM »
Three 'Our Fathers' and three 'Hail Marys'.
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Re: i have a confession...
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2005, 02:46:26 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by bigsky
i own a sash.



You may as well come all the way out of the closet now. We all know the truth.

Offline rpm

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2005, 02:53:01 PM »
Does this mean you sashay?
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Offline bigsky

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2005, 07:06:49 PM »
i forgot i had it, i found it packing stuff to move. about six years ago i went with my brother to a black powder shoot by nye. there were two regular shoots. i got third and eighth is those. then there was something different. you had to go and shoot a nongame animal( no deer,  turkeys or stuff that would piss the game warden off) bring it back to camp. light a fire with primative methods.(no matches, lighter or accelerants) cook it and eat it. i was first and won the sash. i shot a chickadee sitting on a branch. was a rather tough shot, kinda like shooting a marble off the top of a shotglass to get a headshot.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2005, 02:09:35 AM »
A couple novina's, a trip to lourdes, and a hail mary.


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