ah-ha! That explains why no rematch. You fear me

I did something that will rock the aerobatic world last week. I beat a Pitts S2C (big ol honkin motor with 300hp at least...it hasn't been dyno'd) with a Christen Eagle (tiny engine) handily in a series of mock dogfights.
I was only there for a ride too

The story goes like so...
I was just locking up the little Apache I give multiengine training in after fetching my GPS and flight bag and I saw the owner's vette motor through the parking lot. I wandered on over to his hangar for some small talk. When he offered the ride...my hidden agenda was complete

and off we went. Taxiing out a Pitts called up on the main ramp ready to taxi...we both know the guy and he's clearly one of the best aerobatic pilots in ohio...goes to Nationals every year after finishing tops in state.
Quick call for him to go air-to-air while still on ground freq when airborne and we're off. We get out to the practice area and he's easily run us down with his beast of a motor. We give a call and wish him a good flight and make a pretty good left turn (read pretty hard...3G's) and on rollout 90º later he's still back there. I'm still drivin and hear over the intercom 'looks like he's feeling frisky' or something of that nature so I call em up and make some cocky smartazz comment daring him to stay with me. He did a DAMN good job at staying in formation through everything I did and I was greatly impressed. I then challenged him to a dogfight...best of three.
Fight 1.)
Just like Air Combat USA I called a left to left at 5500' running north and south with the midpoint being a certain railroad track.
5500' and I've got the motor leaned out a bit and the power to the firewall (I'm gonna need it!) and we pass only a few wingspans away from one another and the fights on. I first went with a high yo-yo and he did a basically level left turn...just through the angles I got around on him faster and it was just a matter of sustaining the G's to call him dead for a few seconds.
That cost us very little altitude and we're still at 5000.
Fight 2.)
5000' left to left and fights on, I'm running south this time and we pass with both airplanes going full bore. I went straight up into an immelman to get a clear height advantage and the dirty rotten twittler was doing the same thing. I had no chance of staying with him in a vertical fight with my wimply little 200hp IO360 versus his extra almost 100 horses. I rolled 1/4 roll left and started back down as soon as I saw him going up. We wound up in a vertical scissors transitioning into a rolling scissors and I was able to get slowed down first. Now...his pitts is modified with different wings and he's got 4 ailerons with more deflection than our 4 ailerons thus he's beating the pants off of me in roll rate and all I'm able to do is break even with the best flying I can hope for. Instead of staying with the roll I stop the roll and just fly with my wings in a nearly 30º bank as he's still rolling away and I just hope he's going to stop...we're through 3000' (2000 agl) now and he finally cuts out the rolls. He's pulling away going well over 200kts and I'm only showing 180...he goes into the vertical and my only shot at catching him is to pull up and try to make up some altitude on his way up. I pull the nose up, adjust 10º or so nose right and roll the airplane back to the left a bit so I can keep him in sight...sure enough he's just trying to overpower our little airplane and I wind up beating him to 4000' with just enough time to get a 'gun' solution.
Golfer - 2
Champ - 0

We head back in formation and since I'm not checked out in the airplane I relinquish command for the landing to the owner and we head back as a two-ship flight and land together.
I've got some pictures of us after the fact but don't have my photo software on this new cpu yet...now I've got a reason to install it!