America`s dumbest criminals

[Jackal1]

Anyone ever watch this stuff?
Well....... last night I captured  three of which I believe would fall into the top ten.
  My neighbor ,across the street, here at the lake, has a garage with a big storage building at the end of it. The guy that owns this place usualy is only here on the weekends.
  Around midnight my Rott gets a little itchy and lets me know all is not well in happy town.
  I look across and see the flame of a lighter they were using for illumination after they broke into the storage building.
  I step outside and hear what sounds similar to Bigfoot running over a couple of miles of sheet metal.
  I go across and respectfully request the presence of the two Jame`s gang wannabes out of the storage room. One was dressed in a LOUD diagnolay striped shirt that would have glowed in the dark on it`s own. The other had on a bright red shirt that would have got the attention of any self respecting bull within a couple of miles.
  While chatting with with the James boys, ( I was having to speak to the back of their heads due to them both being prone in the steet at this time), it came to my attention that one of the Dalton boys was on the deck trying to break in the door of the house. After making the Dalton boy comfortable and inviting him to join the street party, I just had to ask.."What in the hell do you three morons think you are doing?"
  The answer from the first one and that was quickly agreed upon by the other two was , "we are looking for a place to take a leak".
  Totaly priceless.
Where is the vid camera when you need it in times like these?

[Hangtime]

ROFL!!

I hate it when crooks refuse to wear the appropriate costume. I think it should be a union violation at the very least. 5 or more attempted break-in's while garbed for a rave should result in termination of their permit to suck oxygen the rest of us might need someday.

Whaddya think.. bail and back out rousting the neighborhood by next tuesday?

[Fishu]

Some criminals are just hilarious...  like heres couple of examples from Finland:

Finns would never be good with car bombs, heres why;
Once a guy was rigging a car, but it blew up prematurely, however amazingly this guy couldn't even kill himself in the process - injured, but alive.

Just a week or two ago two died in a car explosion and I was already amazed: "did they finally succeed?"
Of course not, they had just stole explosives.

Recently they did succeed to kill their target in the middle of Helsinki - however their remote control didn't work at first, from a following car and the guy drove even closer.
Then at the traffic lights the car suddenly blew up and the person responsible was injured by the blast.
Didn't take too long for cops to find out who did it and the whole gang was arrested.
They also tried to get lesser charges, by excusing they did at the last moment cancel the attempt (yeah, if failing to trigger the bomb can be considered as that), but the judge didn't buy the excuse.

That was the third attempt to kill the victim.
On the second attempt he was seriously injured by gunshot wounds.
I think the first attempt was to blow up his cottage, when he enters it.
However everything but the front wall blew up, therefore saving the life of the victim.


Last winter some youth had broke into an old manor, which is only used in summer.
At the end of the day, the people responsible of it went to check it up and they found out it had been broke into again... the next day!
They called cops, who arrived there rather quickly and arrested few kids.
The kids were making coffee when the cops arrived.
So stupid to break into same house twice in two days

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Hangtime

Whaddya think.. bail and back out rousting the neighborhood by next tuesday?

LOL Yep, without a doubt.