>WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS
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>1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
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>2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
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>3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
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>4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
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>5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
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>6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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>7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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>8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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> 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
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>10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
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>11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT .....WHO CARES?
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>12. NEXT MOOD SWING : 6 MINUTES.
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>13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
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>14. WARNING : I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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>15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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>16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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>17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
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>18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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>19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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>20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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> 21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
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>22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
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>23. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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>24. I HAVE TEENAGERS . . . NOW I KNOW WHY ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG.
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