I won't need to live in france to be blinded by the light from their miniature sun when mr murphey comes a knocking.
But seriously, wtf is wrong with a fission reactor or two? Doesn't consume enough cooling water? Not a big enough finale when it goes wrong? I know that the concept of glutony doesn't have such negative implications in the french culture, but damn.
And I hope they will be able to destroy it safely before it gets bombed in the next european war.