AH Stories

[Paul]

Once apon a time, there was this lady.

Then there was Aces High.

Then the lady was gone.

The end.

[megadud]

once upon a time i was in this GINORMOUS furball of destruction and i was like "dang there is a big furball here" and it was a bish nit furball and i was rook and i was like "dang i hope i don't get shot" and then i saw 50 bagillion planes comming at me and i was like "dang i better have my A game on" and i shot everyone of those bish and nit tards down!!!! so i went back to base and it said "megadud landed 50 bagillion kills in a c47" and i was like "dang i am teh uber l33t roxxor WOOO WOOOOO"

[Furball]

i remember a day when i was in a big furball and i kept on killing some guy named megadud, and my squaddies kept killing him over and over and he got all upset.  he also cried and quit the game when he asked me for advice i told him to "shoot yourself and save the others the ammo."

[LivetoDie]

One time I took off from my carrier in my wittle spitty and went close enough to the defending planes nearby so they could tell I was the enemy. When they came after me I ran back as fast as I could to the protection of my mommy ships big guns. My mommy ship friends who were sitting inside their safe cozy deck guns were happy that I brought some new plane targets back with me. They praised me and I felt good. It was my bravest moment!

[megadud]

Originally posted by Furball
i remember a day when i was in a big furball and i kept on killing some guy named megadud, and my squaddies kept killing him over and over and he got all upset.  he also cried and quit the game when he asked me for advice i told him to "shoot yourself and save the others the ammo."

LMAO true story!!!  

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by Kermit de frog
One time, in band camp...umm..ummm

You suck!

no need to insult people now kermit.

please see rule # 87845762357809

[dedalos]

One time, there was this guy SuperDud that could change to MegaDud and then back to Sup. . . . .

I still think they are the same person.  Just multiple personalities

[Paul]

Originally posted by dedalos
One time, there was this guy SuperDud that could change to MegaDud and then back to Sup. . . . .

I still think they are the same person.  Just multiple personalities

They might simply be related.

Cousins, I recall.

[TalonX]

I was taking off in a Spit V when I got this message, "You shot down Fester".

He PM'd me to ask if I had pinged him....turns out he was in a 262 over the base and must have ripped off his wings.

I am not sure I ever got another kill on him but may have been shot down a few times by him.

[SlapShot]

I was lazily flying along and spot a squaddie on radar not to far from me so I meander over to see what's up.

Lo and behold, Morpheus is dancin' with a Typhoon. I put my nose down and just about as I get to the mix .... Morph takes both his wings off as they are both zooming up ... I then proceed to blast the crap out of the now stalled and fluttering Typhy dart and guess what ?

Yup ... I GOT THE KILL !!!! ... God that felt good.

I can't repeat what I saw on squad text following that heroic kill but use your imagination.

"all your killz, are belong 2 me !!!"

WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO

[ghi]

I was flying C47, and some noobs sent me "join msg", i accept them, i had 14 drunks in my C47

[DipStick]

Do you like gladiator movies?

[Flit]

Originally posted by JB73
i shot down waffle this one time....

 I remember I shot down jb73 a while back:D

[NUTTZ]

I got challenged to a duel, choice of planes,,,, he took a spit ,,, I took a goony..... I made him crash:)

NUTTZ

[SkyRock]

Originally posted by 999000
One day...Like any other day Tatertot comes up with a idea......He says "lets kill all the destroyers the battleship ....take out all the guns on the CV and then land our bombers on the enemy CV.....long story short ..he did!

999000

LMAO!  That is the coolest idea!    I wonder if the enemy CV's cook had to serve 999000 tatertots to the bomber crew that night as reparation for any bomber damage suffered?