That's the definition of burning love, you reach for the vaseline but grab the vicks vap-o-rub by mistake.
Trivia: In the state of Oregon, it is technically illegal to be in an intersection when the light turns red. Unlike many states, where you are ok as long as the light is still yellow when you enter, you can by ticketed and convicted even if you entered the intersection while it was yellow.
Ask how I know....