A big <S> to all those noble Bish and Nits..

[Simaril]

who love to fight, even against a dweeb like me.

However, I must offer a to the IGNOBLE opponents who insist on the pork and auger...

Listen, guys, I really dont care if you take out the base's troops and ord. Just remember, there are a lot of us who up NOT to save the barracks, but to actually fight an airplane. (This may be a new concept for some, but try to bear with me...)

So, you of the nameless swarm without honor,
 
 after I blow the first merge, and almost get the timing right on the return pass, and after you've knocked all the little sheds over,

PLEASE, PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy,

dont dive into the ground -- I dont want no steenkin proxy -- keep flying and fight!!!



/END WHINE

[Angry Samoan]

AMEN my bretheren!!!

[Ted Strykker]

Better yet don,t even attack the base,just fly nice and level at 3-K so he can shoot you while your holding still for him.

[Cooley]

Well if ya see a solo Bish Pony or Jug diving in to pop your barraks and Ammo and extending out a bit. Im just gettin away from the AA, and would be happy to tango,
 see ya up

The rare 1 on 1 matchups in the MA are often found after a good pork run  

I do auger occasionaly in the 38l and g10 tho

[BigR]

Augering after a pork run just to up again for another pork run is the most gamey thing that happens in AH.  They should put a limiter in the game that says if you die without damage from an enemy within 5 minutes of dropping ordinance, then it will disable your ability to carry ordinance for the next 10 minutes.  I know it will never happen, but it would stop the pork and auger dweebs. Maybe some of them will actually learn how to fight.

[nirvana]

You're not allowed to pork anymore Cooley, Kev said so.  And I fight at any time unless i'm on a specific mission which is like 1% of the time.  You'll probably win too!

[crowMAW]

Look!  A flock of wah-wahs!