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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2005, 06:57:03 PM »
my friend, amanda broke up with her boyfriend about two weeks ago. at first i thought it was because he was too needy but today i realised it was because he did something that she will not talk about.


he must've let it slip in the stinky

only 4 people know what he did and 3 of them now want to kill him (the one that dont want him dead is him).

unless he wants to kill himself!

he has been text messaging her about 7 times a day; these range from "i cant live without you" to "you filthy potato, you left me for someone else." i have no idea what he did, but for the first time in my life i told someone "remember, if you kill him, he wont learn nothin" and ment it.

how do emos kill? are they gonna cry in front of his house until they flood it and drown him?
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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2005, 07:09:32 PM »
No kidding, spit.

If this were the old O'Club, I'd tel Smidsy to stop spending so much time with his makeup, put down his purse, and go get his nails done or something instead of getting so thoroughly suckered by such an obvious ploy.

But, this is the new o'club, so I will continue to offer the heartfelt suggestion that he reconsider his involvement, emotional and otherwise, with what sounds like the early stages of a constructed drama, custom manufactured by someone with a history of deception.



Something HORRIBLE happened!  glaargh!

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Nope, don't need it.
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2005, 07:41:01 PM »
unless this is a subtle troll to reveal to us through satire how the O'Club has changed :)

stupid drama like this used to work only in the Free Multiplayer forum.
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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2005, 11:29:42 PM »
Man...I sure do miss High School.
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2005, 01:17:51 AM »
Cough.  

Karaya

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« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2005, 06:16:40 AM »
Can't decide what I like more...Oprah...or Springer.....

 Tronsky
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2005, 12:13:11 PM »
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Originally posted by -tronski-
Can't decide what I like more...Oprah...or Springer.....

 Tronsky


My point exactly.

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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2005, 10:20:00 PM »
Nilsen.  Niiiiiiilsen....  

I'd love to hear your thoughts regarding the 'she suffers from bouts of perjery' development.

Smidsy, any update?
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« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2005, 10:34:37 PM »
This is so highschool. What'd he do?
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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2005, 10:35:48 PM »
Actually he did what he did and we should quit pressin' our noses up against the glass.

Let this one go to page 2.

IMO, of course.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2005, 10:38:36 PM by Toad »
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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2005, 10:40:32 PM »
fair 'nuff.
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2005, 09:17:31 AM »
What's up with youngsters anyway?
They all have sideburns and long-ish hair and they're so mellow and softspoken it makes me sick!!
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2005, 09:19:19 AM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
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when he reaches for da paper you smash his frigen hand with a effen hammer and tell him to pay up or next time it will be in the middle of his effen  head."

 


assuming the guy carries, how are you going to get him to reach with both arms at the same time?




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Italians are so damn smart.
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2005, 09:21:24 AM »
Was he HIV+ ?
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« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2005, 09:34:46 AM »
:lol :lol :lol

how old are you SMIDSY? my advice would be tell them to use a gun it's quicker or get some new friends...

that was a funny story SMIDSY WTG! :aok
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