Author Topic: Lewis Black on sunblock  (Read 562 times)

Offline Sandman

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Lewis Black on sunblock
« on: July 05, 2005, 11:11:04 AM »
Have you ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I've never seen those words anywhere. We don't even know what this stuff is and we slap it on our face. And I guarantee in 10 years you're going to go to the doctor and he's going to look at your chart and go 'look at your cholesterol...it's out of control.' And you'll go 'but doc, I've been eating all the right things.' And he'll say, 'were you using sunblock regularly?' And you'll go 'of course.' And he'll go 'that's your problem.' You could've eaten all the sausage you wanted.'

Why do we trust sunblock? The people who told us about sunblock are the same people that when I was a kid said eggs were good. And then they said eggs were bad. And then they said they were good...then said they were bad...then, they actually said that the yellows were bad...the whites were....MAKE UP YOUR MIND. It's breakfast, we gotta eat.

I'll tell you what I like to use. What I find really works. Crisco. There's no Crisco 1, Crisco 9, Crisco 75. No, it's just Crisco. You never get burnt with Crisco. Why? Because when you start to sizzle, you move."

Now, the Sun Prevents Skin Cancer -- Right?
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Offline Hangtime

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Lewis Black on sunblock
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2005, 11:23:09 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2005, 11:25:48 AM »
Lewis Black is better on his albums than he is on the Daily Show. ;)
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2005, 11:27:51 AM »
he just played the Summerfest comedy stage last night, and got great reviews.
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