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Offline DREDIOCK

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That deaf dumb & blind kid
« on: July 29, 2005, 08:20:30 AM »
Ok he may not be deaf or dumb.
But he is blind
And  odds are he can still beat you.

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Offline whistlin

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That deaf dumb & blind kid
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2005, 09:06:36 AM »
Wow, that pretty amazing. I wouldn't even know where to begin.
That guy has some VERY honed senses.

Offline rpm

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That deaf dumb & blind kid
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2005, 10:41:23 AM »
He plays by sense of smell...
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Online Meatwad

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That deaf dumb & blind kid
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2005, 04:39:47 PM »
That makes me want to rent and watch "Tommy"
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Offline BlueJ1

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That deaf dumb & blind kid
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2005, 05:10:07 PM »
Wow, one of my better friends is blind and he can kick my arse in alot of fighting games. always thought he should be reconized somehow.


[THE PINBALL WIZARD]

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From SoHo down to Brighton,
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothin' like him
In any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feelin' all the bumpers,
Always playin' clean.
He plays by intuition.
The digit counters fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
He's a pinball wizard,
There has to be a twist.
A pinball wizard,
Got such a supple wrist!

[REPORTER]

How do you think he does it?

[PINBALL WIZARD]

I don't know!

[REPORTER]

What makes him so good?

[PINBALL WIZARD]

Well, he ain't got no distractions,
Can't hear no buzzers and bells.
Don't see lights a-flashing,
He plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
Never tilts at all,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
He can't beat me now,
I've always been the champ!
I know it's a trick!
No freak's gonna beat my hand!
He can beat my favorite table,
He can beat the best.
His disciples lead him in,
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers,
I've never seen them fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.
He's a pinball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pinball wizard,
Got such a supple wrist!
He's a pinball wizard
His score shoots even more!
A pinball wizard,
The world's new pinball lord!
He's scoring more!
He's scoring more!
I thought I was the Bally table king,
But I just handed my pinball crown to him.
To him! To him!
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