Swiss cheese? Isn't that, like, patented by the Swiss? Speaking of paying TheBest some Royalties, did you pay anything to the Swiss?! I bet you DIDNT!
You guys are shameless! The poor little Swiss farmers sit upon their unbearable, blizzardly-like hills, milking poor little goat teats to make their humble little slices of preforated love for YOU! SO YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF IT!!! (and others, to eat with subs and sandwiches.) No consideration for the work of goat vaccimulgence!!?? I hope you perish with your dairy-intolerant, abdominal pestilence! May lactose intolerance defile your Frenchly raised children's children!!!!
VIVA LA TRIARE DE MAMELON!!!!
THANKS BABEL FISH TRANSLATOR!!!!
MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!