Author Topic: Check your toilet! (Read 383 times)

DREDIOCK · « **on:** August 03, 2005, 11:46:33 PM »

Before you sit on it

click the "Toilet Snake bites woman link

Live through the commercial first

SMIDSY · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:02:59 AM »

i always have and do ever since i saw the toilet bomb in that one movie.

AdmRose · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:08:15 AM »

"We're not looking to take it alive"

*cuts to shot of husband holding pump action shotgun*

FiLtH · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:23:30 AM »

Whats more dangerous...a water moccasin, or that guy...walking around his house with a shotgun. WTF is he gonna do? Blow a hole through the floor if he sees it?

Rino · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:34:16 AM »

Heck, if I was a snake and saw that headed towards my
place with a notion to drop a fecal bomb on me, I'd first strike
it too

Pooh21 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:25:09 AM »

If I saw a water mocasin stick his head up my head I'd blow his snake arse up into snake heaven

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:00:40 AM »

water mocs are aggressive.

lazs

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:08:15 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by lazs2
water mocs are aggressive.

lazs

I bet even particularly moreso when an elephant is threatening to sit on them. LOL

lazs2 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:22:29 AM »

they would probly crawl a mile to get under a sitting elephant.

My theory is that snakes were some kind of alien pet or vemin that got left here accidnetally by aliens years ago... we shoul kill every one of em.

lazs

Meatwad · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:29:49 AM »

Stupid commercial takes too long

Mustaine · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:32:15 AM »

OMFG you see the size of that woman>?!?!?!?!

she doesn't drop regular old 100lb GP fecal bombs, we're talking tall boys, maybe even hiroshima

Meatwad · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:47:42 AM »

Im surprised she could feel it bite her with all that flab she has. Look like people that are canidates for Jerry Springer

Jerry: So what brings you on our show today

Fat Cow: Jerry, I have a confession to make. I been having a secret affair with a toilet snake for 1 year now.

Jerry: A Toilet Snake?

Fat Cow: Yes Jerry. I must admit it hurt when it bit me, but I know now it was out of love. Every night I go to the bathroom and its there every time waiting for me. Its the best sex I have had in my whole life. I even mail it love packages when im on the toilet so it wont get lonely when im away.

I aint right in the head BTW.

BigGun · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:42:01 AM »

Timing is to funny. Just last Saturday I saw a snake about 6ft long in the storm drain on the street. My neighbor, who use to live in NYC, came and looked. She hates snakes, as do I. Funny thing is she said she always cautiously lifts toilet seat before sitting down in fear a snake like the one in the drain would go up the sewer and into her toilet. I told her there is no way in hell a snake could end up in your toilet & bite you. Too Funny!!!!