The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the
Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more
clearly reflects the party's political stance:
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of salamanders and
gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
And, furthermore: It was reported today that at a White House staff
meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of
Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush
interrupted and stated emphatically that "Men do not have anginas."
The president was especially perplexed when a staffer said that
Cheney has "acute angina."
CHeers
DW6
