It's a toss up between >
SYSTEM: DipStick landed 8 kills. What a lucky punk.
or
SYSTEM: DipStick landed 8 kills in a Spit V of BKs in Rookland. He got 1 easy vulch, 1 proxy on a bomber and 1 cherry but he totally pwned the other 5 dweebs. Man it was sweeeeet. You should have seen it. The whines on 200 were worth the price of admission. He is truly teh 1337 dewd.