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Offline Mustaine

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« on: August 05, 2005, 06:05:49 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html

:rofl :rofl :rofl

who pulls a rennisance fair when they are being arrested??!?!



sorry but that is TOO funnay!
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2005, 06:39:37 PM »
Really. And why wasnt he using a crossbow? Or at least wearing a breastplate which would have been more effetive against a taser as opposed to chainmail. LOL
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2005, 06:48:59 PM »
The Meth is bad ****.

Offline jEEZY

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2005, 06:53:21 PM »
I bet he rolled real low for his intelligence score.

Nice form however.

Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2005, 07:06:18 PM »
not a high constitution either my dwarf fighter would laughed at tasers.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2005, 07:20:29 PM »
I'm just trying to imagine how the chainmail would have affected the delightful tazer feeling....


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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2005, 07:27:37 PM »
All I could imagine was the look of joy on the faces of the officers as they watched the freak do the bacon on the floor.

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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2005, 07:31:40 PM »
I guess he couldnt find his "boots of escapism".

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2005, 10:51:48 PM »
I thought only prismatic sprays would hurt a level 17 crack head?
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Offline Raider179

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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2005, 11:09:52 PM »
Those are the kind of folks Gitmo is made for. Ship all crazy bellybutton mofo's to GITMO! lol

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2005, 01:15:22 AM »
Midevil warriors are just not appreciated like they used to be. :)
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Offline CyranoAH

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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2005, 07:38:36 AM »
Oh he was just a regular updated Don Quixote :D

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