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Offline Meatwad

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« on: August 21, 2005, 11:34:19 AM »
My space bar kept sticking, so I takes my keyboard and bashes it vertically like against the desk. You know what comes out??




ANTS!


What the heck are they doing in there. Their not the big ones, but them little tiny black ones. Guess I squished some, no wonder the spacebar got stuck. Freakin ants
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2005, 11:53:57 AM »
Stop eating Moon Pies on climbout...
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 12:23:41 PM »
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Stop eating Moon Pies on climbout...


Nailed it. :)
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2005, 03:24:51 PM »
LOL!   better than spilling a whole bottle of Chimay on your keyboard.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 03:32:04 PM »
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Stop eating Moon Pies on climbout...


Was gonna say stop eating at the keyboard. but that works just as well

Although it does give a more literal meaning to the term "computer bug"
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 06:38:12 PM »
You do realize that it is the original meaning...

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At Harvard one August night in 1945, Grace Murray Hopper (Adm USN) and her associates were working on the granddaddy of modern computers, the Mark I. "Things were going badly; there was something wrong in one of the circuits of the long glass-enclosed computer," she said. "Finally, someone located the trouble spot and, using ordinary tweezers, removed the problem, a two-inch moth. From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it." Hopper said that when the veracity of her story was questioned recently, "I referred them to my 1945 log book, now in the collection of Naval Surface Weapons Center, and they found the remains of that moth taped to the page in question."    
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 06:52:10 PM »
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You do realize that it is the original meaning...


Cool!

well then this kinda puts us back on track now doenst it? LOL
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 09:38:05 PM »
They gone now, guess they are ate and ran
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 09:45:15 PM »
I work on access control devices for gates, bugs have put 3 kids through college
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2005, 12:54:35 AM »
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