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Offline BlckMgk

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« on: August 21, 2005, 11:29:09 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2005, 11:39:14 AM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

The kid looks like one of my grandkids too!
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 11:50:48 AM »
It would only be an "Owned" if the cat had claws and the kids face was bleeding.  All he got there was a paddy-cake from that cat.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2005, 12:37:54 PM »
If the kids face was bleeding it would be a dead cat.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 01:52:21 PM »
Then the cat would be "owned".

What I see above does not warrent an "owned" title IMHO.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 02:06:12 PM »
On a stupid scale of 1-10, I give this a 9.  Not the picture, but the argument about whether or not it is or is not a legitimate Owned situation.  Don't you have something better or more interesting to do, like clean the grout in your bathroom or count how many blades of grass are in your lawn? :p
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 02:08:40 PM »
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If the kids face was bleeding it would be a dead cat.


Yanno, that's eminently understandable, for me anyway. But, not everyone sees it the same way. I got in big trouble once over this...

Our grandaughter, then just barely 19 months old, came to visit. We had a couple of cats at the time. When Beverly approached one of them to pet it, it scratched her face.

My immediate reaction was to pick it up and kill it. Boy, did I catch hell for that! Grandma and Mommy both surprised the hell out of me by being PIST_OFF_BIG_TIME! (I thought they'd appreciate me taking immediate steps to ensure the future safety of the child). I was in the doghouse for a couple of weeks over that one.

Beverly thought it was cool, though :)

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 03:13:06 PM »
culero,

I would of done the same thing you wanted to do to the cat if it scratched one of my grandkids.       I don't have any grandkids yet thankfully but we are on the same wavelength.

Why is it that women get all emotional over an easy replaceable cat?      All they do is sleep,eat,crap,and terrorize.    

Ok, before any of you PETA tards jump all over me I do own one house cat.   He is my cat. Not the wife's or the kid's.    His name is Pikachu(Pokemon character) and he is my copilot on all missions I fly in the game.     He will sit in my lap for hours at a time while I do my best to defend Knightdom.  

No, I did not name the cat. My kids did.   But it is a cute name dontcha think?     BTW Mr. Peekyweekychu is declawed.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 05:22:47 PM »
Hmmm... Let's see...cat with attitude, outta the ruff, I say 5 Iron!

WHAP!!!! Picachu on the green..3 inches from the hole.... Whap, Whap..Whap...takin a Mulligan now WHAP!!!!

Hmmm Par for the course now....

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2005, 10:44:33 PM »
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or count how many blades of grass are in your lawn? :p



12.  It's not a very good lawn.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2005, 08:30:31 AM »
course... if a dog knocked down a toddler you would kill the dog right?

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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2005, 08:35:01 AM »
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course... if a dog knocked down a toddler you would kill the dog right?

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An ugly toddler ?
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2005, 08:39:05 AM »
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course... if a dog knocked down a toddler you would kill the dog right?

lazs


Do you mean an apples to apples comparison - a deliberate aggressive action on the part of the dog, of a nature that involves the risk of permanent injury to the child? (Example: dog bites child on the face.) If so, then yes.

I wouldn't have killed the cat if it had kept claws in and away from Beverly's eyes, and simply bowled her over playfully, as your example with the dog might be implied to mean.

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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2005, 08:56:11 AM »
ATTENTION! Judges for the Owned/Unowned compettition report to the lobby for a prescoring breifing........with the exception of the Russian judge. Your opinion no longer matters.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2005, 09:09:36 AM »
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On a stupid scale of 1-10, I give this a 9.  Not the picture, but the argument about whether or not it is or is not a legitimate Owned situation.  Don't you have something better or more interesting to do, like clean the grout in your bathroom or count how many blades of grass are in your lawn? :p


DOH....I was hoping for a 10.
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