Originally posted by Chairboy
No kidding, what kind of person has never been in a basement?!
Nerd?! BAH! The term would be "geek" (or the PC version, "technologically-inclined person"). No thick, black, plastic, taped up glasses for me. Burberry, Gucci, & Versace only thank you very much.
Seriously though, never been in a basement. Tampa, FL doesn't have them since you hit water if you start digging. Houston sure doesn't have them because it floods here.. ever driven down a normally heavily-traffic'd road & been overtaken by a boat? Not good places for basements.
As for a beer cooler-holder.. you need a hole saw, metal strapping, some screws, a co2 bottle, electric on/off valve, 12v battery, duct tape, and a bunch of braided, stainless steel tubing. Wire it to your trigger. Everytime you shoot at somebody, you're rewarded with colder beer. MMmmmmmm.
