Author Topic: Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!  (Read 282 times)

Offline Ack-Ack

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Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!
« on: August 24, 2005, 04:16:58 PM »
When was the last time you've heard SWAT teams being called out for teenage shoplifters?


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Re: Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2005, 05:12:59 PM »
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When was the last time you've heard SWAT teams being called out for teenage shoplifters?


Shoplifters focus of Riverdale Hunt




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Re: Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2005, 05:17:29 PM »
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When was the last time you've heard SWAT teams being called out for teenage shoplifters?


Shoplifters focus of Riverdale Hunt
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I would assume they did it for training purposes.

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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2005, 05:30:26 PM »
Sounds more like a slow day at the office and a "Gee...we got all these neat toys to play with..." mentality of a small city police force.


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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2005, 05:31:34 PM »
This is the High School I went to.  First graduating class in 1985.


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Sounds like me getting pulled for speeding!
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2005, 01:41:02 AM »
I was leaving a club one night in my red Sterling with tinted windows and noticed a sheriff's car following me.  (You know, they get right on your ass, stay there when yo uswitch lanes, slow down when you do, and suddenly slow waaaay down in preperation of pulling you over?)  I had almost decided after a block of being followed to just pull over; too late.

From in front of my car slides another sheriff's car, followed by another, blocking me.  I was headed south-bound, so picture a pair of Crown Vics pointing west-bound, now.  The car behind me stopped far enough back that I could see the whole thing, including the flashing lights, which he now turned on.  Behind him threre was a commotion of people running.  

Now the fun starts...  As I'm sitting in the car with my friends, all of us asking "WTF??  What'd you do, Jan??" I see another car come north-bound in the south-bound street and a door fly open; next thing I see is the barrel of an MP-5 leveled at me.  A voice slowly says, "Nice and slow, place both hands on the whell... now cross your left hand over the right and remove the keys from your ignition..." and so on.  All this while being in the "spotlight" of the ghetto bird (police chopper).

Found out later--after the missunderstanding had been cleared up and the uglier half of the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Dept. had stopped jamming machine guns in my face--that I had supposedly been seen leaving the scene of an accident... But they were actually looking for a red CADILLAC, about as far removed from my Sterling as a truck is from the Bismarck...

I feel for these kids, whatever they did.  Sure they won't do it again, though.

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Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2005, 07:29:49 AM »
I can only imagine that there isn't much crime in the that town. I'll bet the level of shoplifting round there dropped to zero after that.

Arcades strory reminds me of a time myself and a friend were drving past the edge of a high crime area. The car was his Father's BMW. Suddenly at a stop light a car pulled in front of us and some men jumped out ran over to us yelling. 'Get out of the car'. I immediately realised they were plain clothes police. He thought they were hijackers. He locked the doors and froze. I started laughing. He thought I'd gone nuts. I eventually persuaded him to open the doors. It turned out they were chasing a stolen BMW, lost it and then spotted us. I doubt if I would have laughed as much if they had drawn their guns which they were carrying.   :eek:

Another friend, drove a black BMW with tinted windows. I told him it looked like a pimp's car.  He often got stopped. But one day he was passing a 'cash escort'. Here large sums of cash are guarded by the army and the police. In trying to reach and exit lane he 'merged' with the convoy. The convoy stopped and he found himself looking down the barrells of several Steyr assault rifles.
He eventually saw the funny side.

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Terrorists? No, they're teenage shoplifters!
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2005, 08:00:08 AM »
Isnt it grand that some local police have stopped being peace officers and have decieded its so much cooler to be a paramilitary force.