Subject: Angels On Your Tree
SANTA
Not long ago and faraway, Santa was getting ready for his
annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards
cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally
frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot
ofwhiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the
liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped
thecoffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice
had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the door bell rang and
Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree.
The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?"
And that myfriend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas.
Mav
