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Offline Vulcan

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« on: August 30, 2005, 12:18:37 AM »
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Swazi princess whipped by palace official
30 August 2005  

EZULWINI VALLEY: The king of Swaziland's daughter was whipped by a palace official at a party of teenage virgins ahead of a festival where more than 50,000 maidens will vie to become her father's 13th wife.


Princess Sikhanyiso, 17, told the Times of Swaziland a palace official whipped girls, including beauty queen Miss Swaziland, at the party as a punishment after they refused to turn down the music. She was pictured showing her bruises.

Thousands of bare-breasted virgins will dance for Africa's last absolute monarch in Monday's Reed Dance ceremony, which King Mswati III has used to choose new brides.

Critics say the ancient ceremony, meant to celebrate womanhood and virginity, has become little more than a shop window for the 37-year-old king to choose young brides.

The official, who was charged with supervising the princess and her friends ahead of the ceremony, denied he had whipped the girls, the paper said.

No one at the palace was immediately available for comment.

Thousands of girls, some swathed in drapes bearing the king's image and some in beaded mini skirts, streamed into the royal compound on Sunday singing songs and carrying towering reeds to present to the Queen Mother – also known as the Great She Elephant.

The girls – who must be virgins and over the age of 13 – were flanked by male supervisors dressed in animal-skin loin cloths with traditional porcupine quills in their hair.

Mswati has courted controversy for his lavish lifestyle while two thirds of his subjects live in abject poverty. Critics say he sets a bad example by encouraging polygamy and teenage sex in a country where 40 per cent of adults live with HIV.

But many Swazis say the young monarch has a right to do as he pleases, arguing ceremonies like the Reed Dance cement national identity.

The king, who already has 12 wives, has drawn censure from rights groups and the international community for entrenching a ban on political parties and flouting the rule of law in the nation of 1 million people, which is squeezed between South Africa and Mozambique.
 

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 01:42:32 AM »
LOL.. I suspect you'd make a lousy eunuch.

..but I encourage you to try out for the position.

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 02:16:47 AM »
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... carrying towering reeds to present to the Queen Mother – also known as the Great She Elephant.



I guess America isn't the only country with fat women afterall! :eek:

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 08:20:07 AM »
And here's me thinking that Vulcan was after the whipping job...
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 08:53:24 AM »
Vulcan do you really think you would look that good in a beaded miniskirt?  :)
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 03:51:50 PM »
Ahem...

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Thousands of bare-breasted virgins will dance for Africa's last absolute monarch in Monday's Reed Dance ceremony,

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 03:55:39 PM »
Saggy National Geographic breasts.
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2005, 04:34:28 PM »
Best job in the world that aint...

Hef has the best job.  For 50 years now, anything he has done to get laid has been tax-deductable.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2005, 04:36:42 PM »
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Saggy National Geographic breasts.
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Ahem...

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The girls – who must be virgins and over the age of 13  


Well, the 13-17 year olds can be culled out, but the rest can stay.

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 09:01:59 AM »
The time is takes to get from Virgin princess to Great She Elephant will scare the crap outta ya.

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