Author Topic: Classic Dogfight AAR. (Read 440 times)

Sundiver · « **on:** August 31, 2005, 02:48:36 PM »

Well, my eight year old and I got into an awesome engagement in the front yard this afternoon. I was cruising along on my lawn tractor totally oblivious, (Yeah I know crappy SA), when he comes swooping in on his electric John Deere Gator and saddles up on me, I quickly broke left and went to WEP slaloming through the apple trees, rotten apples flying everywhere before I remembered to retract my primary weapon. He stayed tight on my six, he seemed to retain energy better and have a better high speed cornering ability.

We exit the other end of the orchard and I go into a high speed rolling scissors hoping my better acceleraton and climb rate will improve the odd, I do manage some seperation but he's still close enough I can hear the manical laughter so I chop power and go into an uphill stall, I wing over and quickly reverse coming back downhill on him. We pass and on the merge I break hard left one once more deploy the primary weapon covering him from head to toe in wet, itchy bluegrass. Overall the experience of the pilot outshines the superior machine in this case.

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Skuzzy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2005, 02:58:30 PM »

ROFL!

Mustaine · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2005, 03:02:13 PM »

Curval · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2005, 03:07:54 PM »

lol...nice write up.

humble · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2005, 06:47:07 PM »

Apar · « **Reply #5 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:15:52 AM »

ROFL

SkyRock · « **Reply #6 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:23:28 AM »

Verwy verwy funny!:rofl

lambo31 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:26:24 AM »

slimm50 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 01, 2005, 01:33:51 PM »

priceless. I wanna see th film.

Sundiver · « **Reply #9 on:** September 01, 2005, 03:06:22 PM »

CC, after several requests from the viewing audience I will be attempting to equip both vehicles with gun camera in the near future.

Jnuk · « **Reply #10 on:** September 01, 2005, 03:14:19 PM »

high speed rolling scissors....
lawnmower...

LOL

Tabasco · « **Reply #11 on:** September 01, 2005, 07:13:57 PM »

Bah! The GX335 needs to be perked.

Nice job avoiding those trees, btw.

jaxxo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 01, 2005, 08:29:17 PM »

woohoo woo hoo hoo! Funny stuff lol. glad to her there is no permanent damage

Flayed1 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2005, 10:01:38 AM »

Glad to hear that even in every day life there is AH!!!