Starring Karnak as Al Gore, Toad as G W Bush.
Toad: "Ok, let's keep this fight clean, no mudslinging".
Karnak: "Yeah, let's show the community that one can fight and still remain civil. Guns cold merge, level at 10k".
Toad: "Roger"
<planes whizzes by, Toad pulls up into an aggressive immelman, Karnak pulls a slow lead turn. The planes meet head to head, both slow. Guns firing>
Both: "HEAD ON DWEEB!"
Toad: "I bet you were fire at the first guns cold merge too, you communist!"
Karnak: What, just because YOU do it doesn't mean *I* do it right wing fascist!"
<The fight is even - at one time Karnak almost nails Toad's plane but Toad uses a vertical scissor movement to get out of sync. Then, all of the sudden Karnak finds Toad on his 6 d1.0 firing>
<ping CRACK CRACK, plane goes down>
Karnak: "¤&%¤&/! That's CHEATING man! You warp! And I can't believe you hit from d1.5!".
Toad: *I* wasn't cheating. And it was d300, not d1.5!"
Karnak: "Oh yeah right! And you only hit me with one ping!"
Toad: "No, I hit you about fifty times."
Karnak: "I want to RECOUNT those pings!"
Toad: "No, I won fair and square"
Karnak: "Then I wanna see the film."
Toad: "No."
Karnak: "I'll ask HiTech!"
Toad: "I'll contact Pyro!"
HTC: "You may view the film, but only a small segment, which you may not use to proclaim foul play".
Karnak: "Noooo!"
Toad: "PFFFTH! Dweeb. I own you."
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This makes it understandable to me
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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
