10 most famous quotes using the F word

[Ripsnort]

>10) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
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> 9) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer
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> 8) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein
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> 7) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso
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> 6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
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> 5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
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> 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc
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> 3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah
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> 2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!"  - J.F.K.
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> And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....
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> 1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton


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I bow all heads and break all hearts,
All owe homage-I am Fear.
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[NATEDOG]

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around  and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

 


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[Staga]

Burglar went to a dark house and when he was stealing stuffs voice says:
"I can see you and so can jesus..."
He watched around but didn't see anything so he continues he's job.
Again he heards a voice saying "I can see you and so can jesus..."
He stood still and watched around and then he saw an parrot... "You're just a parrot, I'm not afraid of you!"
Parrot answered: "Yep I'm a parrot but jesus is a Rottweiler..."

[Nash]

A guy is in the check out line at the local grocery store. He's got a pack of hot dogs, microwave pizza, a roll of toilet paper, and a six pack of coke.

The check out girl looks at him and says "Ahhh.... Bachelor huh?"

He smiles, looks smuggly at her and says "Yeah, how'd ya guess?"

She says "Because your so f#cking ugly."

[Udie]

I like the F word the best when it's used as every word in a sentence......

F**k the f**king f**kers

Udie  

[Staga]

Andrew Dice Clay in movie "Ford Fairlane":
Cinde"Fcking"Rella.

[Voss]

I used this online, twice, and got muted. You can try it yourself.

"You guys are so stupid, shut the flock up."

I'm tellin' ya; you don't want to mess with sheep.