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Offline T0J0

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« on: September 14, 2005, 09:16:54 AM »
Once upon a time,  

 A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"  

 The girl said, "NO!"  

 And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

             THE END
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 09:18:42 AM »
you should write a book
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 09:19:08 AM »
I have a better one...
Once upon a time,

A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "Yes!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. And she tagged along with to fish and cook for the man.

THE BEGINNING.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 09:20:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I have a better one...
Once upon a time,

A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "Yes!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. And she tagged along with to fish and cook for the man.

THE BEGINNING.



Rip... tell us about the part again where the wife rubbed his feet and scratched his back.

We love that part.
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 09:27:34 AM »
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Rip... tell us about the part again where the wife rubbed his feet and scratched his back.

We love that part.


Naw. Just cut right to the sex part.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2005, 09:29:27 AM »
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Rip... tell us about the part again where the wife rubbed his feet and scratched his back.

We love that part.


You're in a fantasy now...but she does keep the camper quite clean! And baits her own hook....:confused:
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Offline T0J0

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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2005, 09:33:54 AM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I have a better one...
Once upon a time,

A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "Yes!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. And she tagged along with to fish and cook for the man.

THE BEGINNING.


Rare....She's a keeper!
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2005, 09:59:29 AM »
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Originally posted by T0J0 Rare....She's a keeper!


Question is...will she keep ME!? ;)

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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2005, 10:46:58 AM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
I have a better one...
Once upon a time,

A guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "Yes!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. And she tagged along with to fish and cook for the man.

THE BEGINNING.






Yeah tell she had to go nosing around somone elses garden and mess witht he apple! Damn women ruined it for everyone!:D
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2005, 01:44:01 PM »
Once upon a time...

DAMNIT GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE,

He's feared her ever since...
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2005, 01:51:30 PM »
I like this one better.....

Once upon a time Hawklore was hiking up a

mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff,

crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about

giving me a Kiss before you do it?"

"My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as

well." After the girl's done giving Hawklore the deepest tongue

kiss ever, Hawklore says,

"Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?"







The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a
woman."


:rofl :D
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2005, 02:39:25 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
I like this one better.....

Once upon a time Hawklore was hiking up a

mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff,

crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about

giving me a Kiss before you do it?"

"My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as

well." After the girl's done giving Hawklore the deepest tongue

kiss ever, Hawklore says,

"Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?"







The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a
woman."


:rofl :D


Oh come on now...you KNOW the only willing girl that would give him a kiss is the girl that was willing AFTER she jumped...ewwwwww, I think I just grossed myself out.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2005, 03:18:56 PM »
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Oh come on now...you KNOW the only willing girl that would give him a kiss is the girl that was willing AFTER she jumped...ewwwwww, I think I just grossed myself out.



Rip ya missed the whole point!!!!!  It really WASN'T a girl....

:huh
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2005, 03:28:12 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
I like this one better.....

Once upon a time Hawklore was hiking up a

mountain when he sees a girl standing at the edge of a cliff,

crying. "Hey," he says, "if you're going to jump, how about

giving me a Kiss before you do it?"

"My life's been nothing but crap," says the girl. "So I might as

well." After the girl's done giving Hawklore the deepest tongue

kiss ever, Hawklore says,

"Wow, that was great! Why are you so depressed, anyway?"







The girl replies, "My family disowned me for dressing like a
woman."


:rofl :D


Bwahhaaaaaaaaaa! :rofl
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