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Offline straffo

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« on: December 19, 2000, 07:13:00 AM »
Here it's my favorite

the "roulette mousse" ?

1st you need some friend (really good friend I must say   with used clothes)
2nd get a 6 pack of beer
3rd shake VIOLENTLY ONE beer
4th put back this beer in the 6 pack so it would be undetectable
5th let one of your friend take a beer and open it near is head

if "splotch" then the game is over   else let the follower grab another beer  

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2000, 08:46:00 AM »
A game called "Here comes the bear!" (Medved' prishol!)

People sitting around the table. Vodka is poured into a standard 200ml glass. The first one drinks some vodka, then pours some beer to fill the glass again and passes the glass to the second person. He drinks from it and adds some vodka to the mixture. When the glass makes the full circle, the first person says: "Here comes the bear!" (Medved' prishol!), and everyone hides under the table. Then he says: "The bear is gone!" (Medved' ushol!) and people sit back at the table. They continue to pass the glass around, hiding from the bear on every circle.

The winner is the last one who is able to get out from under the table when the bear is gone.

I never played this game. Must be really bored to start playing it  

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2000, 09:37:00 AM »
LOL, that sounds fun!

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2000, 11:13:00 AM »
Sorry straffo, but any game that involves the spilling of alcohol falls into the category of "alcohol abuse".

Eventually you'll learn that if you buy better beer.. you don't have to invent games to get people to drink it

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2000, 01:25:00 PM »
Ahhh... one word:  Chimay  

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2000, 04:26:00 PM »
I don't play with Leffe or Trapiste Rochefort   (I know they are uber modeleled for the average american taste  )

Last night I was having a drink with some old friend and we recalled some of the stupid game we used to invent  

The most stupid/imaginative was this one (I was student at this time now I'm a father full of responsabilities   Hips !)


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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2000, 12:14:00 AM »
this isnt exactly a game, but its funny.

dont you have some pal who is a spiller? someone who acts like hes the toejam, the one who drinks more, then in fact he is just acting drunk, and when no one is looking, he'll throw away his drink. this person knows nothing about booze and will drink whatever you give him.

Now here is what to do to get rid of him:

1.) Buy some non alcoholic beer like O'duls (thats what I bought and worked)

2.) Open a few BOTTLES of heineken or some kind of ALCOHOLIC beer he never drinks. (cans wont do)

3.) Fill the bottle with the non alcohol beer, and put the top back in with a hammer or something.


Now, when everyones drinking, make sure the spiller picks the non alcohol beers in the good beer bottle, and watch him act like hes drunk! after a while of watching his toejam acting, tell the sucker the news. Show him the empty O'duls bottles. See his face. Priceless.

*works better if your record the whole thing, including the switching process.


If this dont work for you, put some acid on his drink or food, and watch him have a REAL trip.

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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2000, 03:45:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Staga:
Ahhh... one word:  Chimay  

Finaly, one who "knows"  


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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2000, 07:25:00 AM »
"Eight Ball"

Basically played in a Pool Table.

Pool rules:

Bag the balls in order. This means you gotta put in ball #1 first, then ball #2, etc, etc.

All players must drink a shot of whatever alchohol he's drinking (favourite: vodka or rum based) if he fails to bag the ball he's supposed to.

Chances are, everyone will be quite drunk before the 8 ball gets into the hole.The one who bags the 8 ball gets to drink TWO shots.

Finally, when (and if) all the balls are put in, the game can either start again or rest for 8 minutes, then starts again.

Upside: Real fun
Downside: You may end with a messy or ripped pool table. Some people may eat your chalk.

=) =)

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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2000, 08:49:00 AM »
My favorite "Christmas" drinking game.

Best played with a large group of people.

Rent the movie "Grinch".

Break into two teams. The "Grinch" team, and the "Who's" team.

Simple rules.

Every time the word "Grinch" is uttered in the film, Grinch team takes a drink.

Every time the word "who" is uttered the who team takes a drink.

NOTE: To be properly prepared each play should have a minimum of a 12 pack of beer available.

Its amazing how many times those words can be repeated in a 45 minute movie.

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