I ask. Mr. T, about the reset corner, if it actually existed. Here's my conversation.
Fork: Mr. T, is it possible that a reset corner truely exists?
Mr. T: YOU'RE SO UPSIDE-DOWN IN THE HEAD THAT YOU PROBABLY THINK KNIGHT RIDER COULD BEAT THE A TEAM! MAKE SENSE. SUCKA. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.
Fork: I'm just asking about the reset corner.
Mr. T: I THINK IF YOU DON'T STOP FLAPPIN' YOUR LIPS. I MIGHT HAMMER YOUR HEAD BLACK AND BLUE
Fork: So, are you saying there is no corner?
Mr. T: LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO WALLOW IN PITIFUL NONSENSE.
Fork: Thanks Mr. T!
Mr. T: WHAT WEB SITE LED YOU HERE? IT SOUNDS MESSED UP!
Fork: Aces High
Mr. T: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEEM ME PUNCH THAT FOO IN HIS FOOL HEAD?
Fork: Um, isn't that a bit violent?
Mr. T: WHY NOT?
Fork: Because!
Mr. T: THAT'S CRAZY. FOOL! THAT'S NOT THE REAL REASON
Fork: Your crazy!
Mr. T: DID I SAY I WAS? YOU CRAZY FOOL!
Fork: get bent you 80's looser!
Mr. T: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME. FOOL.
Fork: Why don't you go punch someone moron.
Mr. T: I PITY THE FOOL WHO ASKS SUCH QUESTIONS!
Fork: HEY LOOK. ISN'T THAT A PHONE COMMERCIAL LOOKING FOR A 80'S LEFTOVER?
Mr. T: REMEMBER! MR T IS THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL. LATER FORKIE. GOTTA EARN SOME GOBBIE GREENIES.
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Lesson of the day, even the dumbest of questions are often the result of the stupid misinterpretation of the listener.
